A Hard Would You Rather Question

Would you rather use eye drops made of vinegar or toilet paper made from sandpaper? 

The next time when you hang out with friends, make them play a "Would you rather" game and ask them this painful yet hilarious question! Folks, what would be your answer if someone asked you this question? What do you think would be less painful? If we were you, we would go with that sandpaper thing. Come on; it's better to scratch your butt with sandpaper than putting vinegar in eyes. Why always exfoliate face? Sometimes, your butt (butthole to be precise) needs that too!