Eyeballs And Fingers

What can be said about this cake that the image does not already tell you? Yes it is clearly well crafted, but in all honesty it does look a bit too well crafted. Where would you even start with eating this? Do you offer an eyeball first? Perhaps find out if people are an ear or a finger person? It really is well made, but could you even put some in your mouth?
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