Farting In Public

If a tree falls in the forest does it really fall if no one hears it. Well, if no one smells it did you really fart? Apparently, in Florida they can tell and it's against the law to far in public. Maybe it turns the air blue like pee in some of those pools. So just in case, you may want to refrain from passing wind in that state.
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