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In England, a German tourist claimed he was there to play golf and spent some time in customs making small talk about the game. However, it soon became apparent that he had no idea about "handicap" and when they asked him about his swing he did everything backwards. It turned out that his golf bag was full of drugs leading to him retiring to his cell and not the 19th hole.
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