Men Can Not Be Seen In Public In A Strapless Gown

Attention all men. If you decide to wear your strapless gown to go out in Florida, think twice. Maybe choose something a little more conservative, or at least something with spaghetti straps. It's just too darn sexy when your dress begins to slid down. Come on people, don't they have drag queens in Florida?
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