Ultimate Payphone Hack

If you have a quick message for someone, and you are near a payphone but don't have 25 cents, dial 1-800-COLLECT and when it asks to say your name, say the message real fast.

::ring ring:: "Hello?" "You have a collect- call from [ma-practiceisovercomepickmeup], will you accept the charges? Press 1 for yes, 2 for no."