Yet Another Cleanup Mission!
Sunday, Mar 27, 2016, 6:14 pm
By:James Fraser
"Last Easter, we went home to my girlfriend's parents. At some point, we got food poisoning and were basically laid up all weekend. On Sunday, I felt OK enough to drive us back home (about 2.5 hours). My lady was still not feeling great but really wanted to get home.
"About 30 minutes into the drive and passing through the next town over, she screams ‘you've got to pull over!' Since we were on a highway, I was searching for a place to pull over with some privacy. I had just found a small street when she hurls herself out of the moving car. There she is, crying, puking, and shitting on the side of a country highway. I had to undress her, wipe her butt with what I could find, cover the car seat with old grocery sacks and convince her we had to go back to her parents. We're still together a year later. There's something about wiping your partner's bare ass in public that will cement a relationship."
-shaira7
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