Doing It With The Mud!
Friday, Feb 12, 2016, 5:56 pm
By:James Fraser
When I was a horny fourteen-year-old I hiked the Grand Canyon. I had seen some pretty young girls coming into the canyon on mules and that got me primed. I even saw a lady sunning herself in the nude on some secluded rocks. But it wasn't till I got to a muddy flat right next to the flowing Colorado River that I totally lost control. There I discovered by poking my finger into the mud that it produced a pleasant sucking sensation. So naturally I dropped my drawers and fucked that mud like there was no tomorrow.
TL;DR: I lost my virginity to the loving banks of the Colorado River.
-BeanieMcChimp
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