The Hilarious Masturbation Experiment
Friday, Feb 12, 2016, 6:03 pm
By:James Fraser
When I was a 13 year old boy my friends mother made a weird comment about soldiers loving baked beans. I was baffled and she explained that they'd warm up a can open the end and then fuck the beans in the can, because the texture was unbelievable.
I feigned a polite and scholarly interest, and when I got home I liberated a can of bakedbeans and warmed them up, opened the can and attempted to fuck it.
Now. Picture an open can of beans - The opening is at the top. Meanwhile the Human erect penis points up. Confusion and frustration. I was determined to sample this legendary sexual pleasure.
- this-guy-
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