15 People Share Their Sex Horror Stories With Everyone
Thursday, Aug 20, 2020, 5:02 pm
By:James Fraser
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Given the fact how lazy we humans are, God has to come up with something really great to keep this human population growing! Thanks to him, we now have a thing called sex, which is the most important thing in life for many people around the world. Sex is great. However, there is always a deep and dark side attached to it. Here are fifteen people who shared their gross, bizarre and horrible sex stories.
1.When People Have to Poop Pool Balls
"My boyfriend and I were at my grandparents' house, and went in the basement to 'play a game of pool.' When we started having sex, he decided it'd be a good idea to shove a pool ball up my butt. I was horrified and in so much pain. I had to go upstairs, walk by my grandmother while I had a pool ball in my butt, and poop it out in the toilet. While I was on the toilet, I found out my boyfriend put a golf ball up there too."
While there is nothing wrong in exploring new avenues, one must make sure that they don't end up messing their body or health. Inserting random foreign objects into anus may sometimes lead to a terrible infections or anal injuries.
2.This is Literally Giving a Flying F*ck
"I got a little bored when I was ~doing the deed~ with my friend. I decided I wanted to be on top, so I used my feet to carefully push him away. The poor guy went flying across my room and smacked his head on my bedside table. He landed with his legs in the air, ass slightly raised, and a lampshade on his head."
Depending on the level of athleticism people show on their beds, sexual activity does have a big scope for terrible accidents. Do you know that a man can break his penis during intercourse? It is called a penile fracture. Take care, guys!
3.Thanking God Is Not a Bad Thing
"I was dating this really hot Brazilian man at the time. One night, he was getting frisky and hitting all of the right spots. After we both achieved the desired results, he started to recite an Ave Maria prayer in Portuguese. It was really random because I'm not even Christian!"
God is great. Why not thank him for everything you have in your life. Have you ever read about the stories of 30 year old virgin guys? If you do, you will understand how lucky you are to have a lady in bed!
4.When Men Badly Want a Hole for Themselves
"I once went home with a guy after we went on a few dates. I eventually found out he gauged his ballsack (like how some people have in their ears) and he had a two-inch hole between his balls. He wanted me to stick my finger through his ballsack and pull hard. I never called him again."
Some men pierce their nutsacks and kind of make a large hole between both their balls. Some really weird guys are out there!
5.No, Not For Brushing His Hairy Bums
"I went home with a guy after dancing at a bar. Everything seemed normal until he got up mid-hookup and handed me a hairbrush and a huge bottle of lotion. He said he wanted me to put the hairbrush handle up his butt while giving him a blow job."
Why always jokes? Sometimes, it is good to learn some new things. Some men do enjoy anal insertions. It is so because when something like hairbrush is inserted into rectum, it stimulates prostate gland, giving that 'feel good' experience. However, inserting random stuff into anus has its own complications like increasing the risk of anal fissures or infections.
6.Passing Gas at Wrong Time
"My boyfriend was getting playful during foreplay and started kissing me all over. Unfortunately, I didn't realize exactly where he was headed. Just when I thought it was safe to let out a silent one, I farted right in his mouth. A lot of teeth brushing ensued."
Define a fart? A bodily gas that spends much of its time inside gut, and escapes through anus exactly when it should not! Unfortunately, accidents occur.
7.Isn't That Cannibalism?
"When my ex pulled out, he shot one long thick rope of cum straight up his own nose. He then threw up because it dripped down the back of his throat."
It sounds funny, but when people (men and women) eat cum (semen), they are kind of eating something that has LIFE. Yes, millions of sperm cells live inside semen. Let us keep the jokes aside, and tell you a quick semen fact. Semen does have loads of nutrients, and it is absolutely not dangerous to consume as long as person who produces it doesn't suffer from STDs.
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8.This Nut Busting Accident
"I was on top of my husband and he went to slap my ass. He missed and accidentally slapped his balls pretty hard. I almost passed out from laughing so hard. That was almost three years ago and he hasn't tried to slap my ass in bed since."
Why getting kicked in the balls hurt so much? Ballsack is a major design flaw in human body. It is one of the most important body parts, and yet it hardly has a protection. When you compare testicles with hands or legs, testicles usually are more sensitive and somewhat complicated in structure with more nerves. This causes extreme pain when they are hurt.
9.He Must Be Very Tired
"My ex-boyfriend came over one night, exhausted from a long day at work. He insisted on giving me oral sex, and right in the middle of it his technique improved a lot. I was about to ask what happened, when I heard him start to snore. He fell asleep right in the middle of giving me oral!"
It is usual for men to fall sleep once they are done, but here, this guy has slept right in the middle of the act. Why do men fall asleep after having sex? When men ejaculate, a hormone named 'prolactin' is released in excess amounts. This hormone is known for causing drowsiness.
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10.This Terrible Accident
"I slipped as I got out of the shower during shower-sex. One hand landed on my wet boyfriend, and the other managed to grab the shower curtain that couldn't hold my weight. I spun around and smashed my ribs onto the faucet. The next morning I learned I cracked a few of my ribs."
Besides sharks, sex can kill people as well. After reading this story, you will understand how and why. We are highly unlikely to suspect accidents that may happen during sexual intercourse. You got to be careful.
11.Pet Owners Can Relate
"The night I proposed to my wife, we had really hot sex. We were going at it in bed with the covers off. Then our new kitten hopped up on the bed and started to bat around my balls."
Some people let their pets to sleep with them on beds. Some don't. There are reasons why should not let your pets sleep with you on bed, and there are a few reasons why you should. Ultimately, it comes down to personal choice. And yes, pets that sleep on human beds are likely to make some kind of funny and inappropriate acts.
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12.Joker Might Be Hiding in the Bushes
"I had sex with a guy who once said: 'Call me Batman. Call me the Dark Knight.' Then, afterwards, he peed out of his bedroom window that faced the front yard. Why?!"
That was a weird and a hilarious incident. He may have felt ecstatic. Or, It may be the case of alcoholic intoxication.
13.Ouch, That Must Hurt
"The sex was going well until my boyfriend started fingering me. My downstairs region started burning. We had just come back from Buffalo Wild Wings where he successfully ate the 12 Blazin' Wings, and then stuck those unwashed fingers into my vagina. It burned so much that I went numb and had to ice myself. "
That can be really painful. Besides burning or discomfort, dirty or unwashed hands can cause serious vaginal infections. Let us throw more tips from our side for a better and safer bed time. Always clean your hands and make sure you don't have sharp nails before you start exploring the vajayjay.
14.Don't 'Come' into Her Eyes
"My husband and I were messing around for a bit before he was going to put on the condom. Things got hot and heavy and he was going to orgasm inside of me. At the last minute, he pulled out and shot hot, violent semen right into my open eyeball. It was horrible."
Is it even safe? The pain is actually caused by the pressure at which semen strikes eyes. The pain will go away in few minutes. However, there is always a risk of infection, given the fact some men suffer from STDs and other sexual related infections.
15.This is Disgusting
"I had an ex who liked to suck zits off of girls' bodies, and use their phlegm for his personal pleasure while touching himself. It was gross."
Some people have this habit of popping zits on their skin or friends'. We are sure no one would want to suck them though. This dude seriously needs a psychiatrist consultation. This is one of the nastiest fetishes we have ever came across.
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