15 People Confess Their Actual Porn Scenario
Sunday, Aug 16, 2020, 4:54 pm
By:James Fraser
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Porn video plots are pretty awkward. They go like this. When a nurse walks into a patient's room, he miraculously gets cured and becomes healthy enough to have a full blown intercourse! Every time a repairman visits a home, he ends up screwing more than one thing. And, pizza delivery guys always get their share of fun because ladies they meet don't have money to pay for pizzas! Porn movie makers see plot as most useless thing in a movie, and keep all their focus on 'money shots'.
Can those plots we usually see in porn movies happen in real life? They do happen! Here are fifteen people who shared their sexual encounters on Reddit that are more or less an implausible porn movie plot.
7.This Workplace Romance
I worked as an IT guy for a few years in a big company. Used to always chat and joke with the girls whose pcs i was fixing. Did this a few times with the MILF of a receptionist. One day after helping her she goes oh can you look at the franking machine in supply closet. Goes into the closet with me turns me around kisses me and then drops to her knees and sucks me off. The best blowjob i have ever had. About a week later we fucked in the server room of the office.
Dating coworkers is common, but romancing them right in the office is something that isn't common at all. You can guess the outcome when a workplace romance goes wrong. Getting into an awkward relationship is a personal choice, but romancing at workplace is not ethically good.
8.That's How The Dude Gets Girls
I was moving to a new apartment after a breakup, so I had all of my stuff as well as my ex's stuff, because he had taken off to go "find himself" in Bali, leaving me to handle all these arrangements. Emotionally vulnerable is too mild of a term to describe me on that day.
Anyway, I hired a moving company that was kind of a hot mess. Told me they had insurance, then said it expired, showed up an hour late, etc. But, they were 2 really nice guys who worked quickly. They also happened to be super hot.
So, we get to my new apartment and they're moving stuff in. I left briefly to go pick up pizza for all of us to eat once they were done. When I got back, the owner (and hotter of the 2) told me very apologetically that they had forgotten my bed frame at the old apartment! Oh no. But, he said he'd go back and pick it up and drop it off later that evening, after their next moving job, if it was alright with me.
He texts me when he's heading back with the bed frame and mild flirting ensues. He drops it off and stands awkwardly at the door. I ask if he wants a drink. We both get hammered on red bull and raspberry vodka (don't judge, I had just moved), and fucked on my couch.
To conclude this long story short, that guy may well have left that bed in the old apartment intentionally. To get women (or men), you need to put an effort. You can't simply wait to let things happen. They are not going to happen on their own!
9.Another Porn Like Scenario
I install cable for time warner. First job of the day is swapping a cable box for this cute black woman. Shes just in her robe and she's giving me the eye the whole time I'm there. She gets a call from some guy and they're arguing and I can tell it's an ex or something. She hangs up and apologizes for getting into it with him. She tells me he's white (I'm a shy little white guy) and that she loves white boys. I'm all finished and wrap up with my usual, "is there anything else I can do for you?" She motions to me to come over and starts running my cock through my pants. I'm instantly hard and she pulls it out and sucks the shit out of my dick. Full on hot pornstar blow job, spitting on it, gagging, moaning, the whole nine yards. I finish on her tits and we look at each other like we can't believe that just happened. I zip up and she tells me she's 43 and has a son about my age. She looked like she was 25 and I was in total shock. Made me feel weird so I left without getting her number.
Few things to keep in mind when you are to put yourself in an inappropriate or awkward sexual relationship.
1. Are you happy with that in first place?
2. If yes, what's your take on ethics?
3. Do you think you may hurt someone (your girlfriend/boyfriend or even parents) when they came to know about your sexual relationship?
4. Quickies are great, but do you always use protection?
Have fun, but don't complicate your life!
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