15 People Confess Their Actual Porn Scenario
Sunday, Aug 16, 2020, 4:54 pm
By:James Fraser
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Porn video plots are pretty awkward. They go like this. When a nurse walks into a patient's room, he miraculously gets cured and becomes healthy enough to have a full blown intercourse! Every time a repairman visits a home, he ends up screwing more than one thing. And, pizza delivery guys always get their share of fun because ladies they meet don't have money to pay for pizzas! Porn movie makers see plot as most useless thing in a movie, and keep all their focus on 'money shots'.
Can those plots we usually see in porn movies happen in real life? They do happen! Here are fifteen people who shared their sexual encounters on Reddit that are more or less an implausible porn movie plot.
10.This Lucky Freshman
In my freshman year of college I was thrown (literally thrown - my friends picked me up and threw me) into a room with three upperclassmen girls I had just met an hour earlier. I was apologetic, but turns out they had asked my friends to do it and so they pounced. One had to leave, but I wound up engaging in relations with two of them simultaneously. Greatest night of my life.
and of course I took a fucking selfie I'm a young man covered in attractive women after spending high school as the tubby loner: http://i.imgur.com/YfnnHTL.jpg
You got to believe that things like this happen! This guy has got two, all at once, while many men complain that they don't even have one even after years of trying!
11.This Guy Who Wasn't That Good at Repairing Air Conditioners, But...
I was staying in a hotel and my air con wasn't working so I called the front desk and they sent someone up. That someone was a painfully hot puerto rican concierge who did not know how to fix air cons. It was about 11pm and no repair person on call. He gave it a go, lifted the panel off, trying to look like he was doing something, which made me laugh, which made him laugh. He apologized and offered me some complimentary wine. Came back with two glasses and a cheeky grin. We had sex against the window wall looking out over the city.
We bet any other guy wouldn't bring two glasses with him. Talk about confidence! It's all about making right moves at the right time, isn't it? However, you need to know how to deal situations when something goes wrong or getting embarrassing.
12.Another Workplace Romance Scenario
I'm in pest control, and i service a chain of drugstores in my city. Anyhoo, one of these drugstores has a seperate storeroom that a supervisor has to unlock for me. Now, this supervisor had been bugging me for my number/Facebook for a while and i had been successfully dodging her advances, because she's not really my type. Eventually, i gave her my number, kinda just to get her off my back? Immediately started getting nude texts and the such, and i reciprocated, cause i don't know, i was all horned up i guess. So, one day we're in the back room, and she sat me down, and gave me a pretty solid bj, told me to come in her mouth etc. Now it's twice a month on the regular, and i can't seem to stop myself, even though it's pretty risky, because the pharmacy has keys to the room as well.
Almost all business have security cameras installed in their offices, particularly in places like storerooms where there can be a scope for theft. Getting romantic in office can sometimes go terribly wrong. You may get fired, or you may have to deal with a manager or someone who has your sex tape in possession.
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