15 Men Reveal The Craziest Woman They Have Ever Encountered
Friday, Aug 28, 2020, 4:14 pm
By:James Fraser
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In general, men are known to be creepy. Many of them are crazy. When we talk about creepiness or craziness, we often tend to ignore women. What if we tell you that women can be creepy too? You may have already known this, but now you will be reading some interesting instances men shared about crazy women they have encountered in their life. Read fifteen such stories revealed by men. Most of these stories are batshit crazy!
1.So Women Do This Too?
One time I went shopping at my local goodwill. When I got home I had a friend request from my cashier. I never gave her my name.
Paid with a card and I know that's where she got it. Still, not ok
-spm201
2.She Was Just Trying to be Comfortable!
As a medical student I walked into a patient's room to see her for "vague knee pain." She was a Somewhat "odd" soccermomish 40-something sitting there in a bikini. She was not asked to undress but she was in a bikini. It was fucking weird.
-doctorhillbilly
3.That Was Really, Really, Crazy
My ex said she saw dead people. At a party she said there was a dead man in the house wanting us to get out. She sat on the bathroom floor for 20 minutes staring into nothing. Then she let out a big breath, lowered her head and started crying.. then we left. She was a really nice girl but that particular side of her was creepy
-festt
4.This Guy Who Disappointed a Homeless Woman on Her Birthday!
I was walking to work early one morning and was approached by this women. She was 40ish and obviously a homeless drug addict. She stunk so bad and all her teeth were rotten. She asked me to let her suck my dick. When I said "Ummm, no!" she pleaded by saying "Come on, please. It's my birthday!"
-shankstar
5.This Creepy Mother
I was 11 and at a friend's place when his mother came from the tanning bed, opened up her robe and asked if we boys thought her tan was nice (she was nude beneath the robe).
Really creepy.
-Anders_A
6.This Women and Her Weird Behavior
I was hit on by a not so attractive cougar at a bar. She bought me drinks, and kept telling me how cute I am. She Offered to take me back to her place for the night. Then proceeded to tell me how much I look like her son who is fighting in Iraq. She then slowly slide her hand into my pants and grabbed my dick. I escaped from there as quickly as I could. Not sure why this woman wanted to fuck her son's lookalike.
-Dany_Heatley05
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7.Warm Wheels!
When I was 8, a girl gave me a biscuit tin with her piss and a toy hot wheels car inside. I never spoke to her again after that.
-freddomaytee
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8.When Women Make Men Run Away
I met a girl on a bus in Manchester, UK. She approached me and asked if she could have a Jaffa Cake (she saw the box protruding from my grocery bag), so I said sure. As I leaned down to get the box and open it she proceeded to tell me she wrote erotic fiction, as I offered her the Jaffa Cake she handed me a notebook filled with filth. I quickly made my excuses and got off at the wrong stop just to get out of the situation.
-mundaneclipclop
9.Oh Snap!
When I was 14 I had a job bagging groceries at the market, I rode my bike to and from. At a street corner there was an old woman that would go out in her yard to pull weeds etc. I don't remember how old she really was but at 14 she seemed 70+.
After she figured out my schedule she would time it so she would be outside when I drove by. A couple of times of this I drove by and noticed she was bending over, I then noticed that her dress was really short. I then noticed that she didn't have panties on. Lastly, I noticed that she was looking at me as I rode by....
The first vagina I ever saw belonged to a 70 year old exhibitionist.
-Addestratore
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10.This Naughty Old Lady
One time at work I was outside pushing carts when this middle aged woman in her car with a glass of wine in hand said "Are you wearing underwear?".
I replied " Umm yea".
Then she said "Huh doesn't look like it" and drove off.
-GOOMH
11.This Girl Who Humped a Dude's Leg to Orgasm
Picked up a girl off POF once (once and never again).
Went out for drinks, came back and started fooling around.
She started rubbing my leg with her crotch, i thought "yeah, shes getting horny, im getting laid" So I go to get up, and she pushes me back down and continues humping my leg. This time with more fervour. So i start getting weirded out, i go to get up again and again she pushes me down.
She ends up coming from humping my leg, and she left and never called me again... I feel so... So used!
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12.Well, That Was Awkward!
Girl approached me on an elevator, did not ask any questions or say anything, just buried her nose in my chest, and then looked up at me.
And said 'DAMN NIGGA YOU SMELL GOOOOOD."
she then got off at her floor. Nothing else was said.
I am a white IT guy.
-gifforc
13.That's How You Scare Men!
Finally, I get to contribute. This one girl in my course randomly sat down next to me in a Maths tutorial, claiming that she needs help. I'm like "Yeah gurl, I know all about Kramer's rule". Anyway, fast forward five minutes and she's asking me if I've a nice dick and that she'd love to see it someday.
She's still in my course and I try to ignore her as much as I can.
-Trimodiumnge
14.This Unwanted Guest
Lady came to my front door with 3 suitcases, all pink. Obviously crazy. She goes, "Can I stay here for the night?". I go, "No ma'am I'm sorry". Then she goes, "Well then can I have some of your money?" (in a wicked witch voice). I closed the door and locked it and she banged on the door with her fists for the next 5 minutes. Scariest moment of my life.
-beeskneecaps
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15.When Admiring Goes Out of Control
Once when I was young a woman in her 40s said that I had beautiful eyes. This was not weird as I have long eyelashes for a guy and used to have a unique hazel shade to my eyes when I was younger. However, she took it too far when she kept repeating that and then adding "I could literally just eat your eyes...literally...I would just scoop them out and pop them in my mouth they are so delicious." The tone she said it in and the way she looked at me creeped me the fuck out.
-WooterEsq
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