15 Hilarious Adult Jokes That Will Make You Cry Laughing
Wednesday, Aug 26, 2020, 12:05 pm
By:James Fraser
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Adult jokes, crude jokes, off-color jokes, whatever the name may be, they are a treat to read, particularly if you love reading short jokes that make you cry laughing. As the name suggests, only grownups can understand these jokes. Adult jokes mostly revolve around sex, inappropriate relationships, etc. Check these fifteen hilarious adult jokes that will make you cry laughing hard. Laugh hard, but don't forget to share the laughter!
4.Jimmy and His Cat!
A teacher in a class noticed a cat, and asked students who owns it. Jimmy stood up and said it was his. The teacher asked him why he brought the cat to the school. Jimmy replied, "I heard my dad saying 'I'm going to eat that pussy today' to my mom'.
5.This Incent Joke
My sister asked me to take off her clothes.
So I took off her shirt.
Then she said, "Take off my skirt."
I took off her skirt.
"Take off my shoes."
I took off her shoes.
"Now take off my bra and panties."
And so I took them off.
Then she looked into my eyes and said, "I don't want to catch you wearing my things ever again."
6.A Woman And An Army General
A woman asked a General in the army the last time he made love to a woman, the general stood tall and said "1956 ma'am." The woman, taken back by this answer said "1956?! That long?! Let me make your night better..." and the two sauntered away to a private room. The woman began to strip and the two made passionate love for an hour. The woman cuddled up to the army general afterward and said "well, you sure haven't forgotten any thing since 1956...". The general looked at her confused and said "well I sure hope not. It's only 2130 now!"
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