15 Hilarious Adult Jokes That Will Make You Cry Laughing
Wednesday, Aug 26, 2020, 12:05 pm
By:James Fraser
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Adult jokes, crude jokes, off-color jokes, whatever the name may be, they are a treat to read, particularly if you love reading short jokes that make you cry laughing. As the name suggests, only grownups can understand these jokes. Adult jokes mostly revolve around sex, inappropriate relationships, etc. Check these fifteen hilarious adult jokes that will make you cry laughing hard. Laugh hard, but don't forget to share the laughter!
7.A Couple on Their First Date
Guy: You know? My penis was in the Guinness Book of Records!
Girl: OMG, you have the biggest penis in the world or what?
Guy: It was in the Guinness Book until the librarian kicked me out!
8.A News Paper Ad!
A woman placed an ad in a news paper.
'I am looking for a male partner who needs to meet these three requirements. He shouldn't beat me. He shouldn't leave me. He should be great in bed.'
Three days later, her door bell rang, and she opened the door to find a man.
The man said, "Hi, I'm Tim. I don't have hands, so I can't beat you. I don't have legs so I can't leave you. I think I'm the guy."
The lady in an angry voice asked him back, "How the hell are you supposed to be great in bed then. Didn't you read the third requirement?"
Tim replied, "I rang the doorbell. Didn't I?"
9.Husband, Wife and a Hospital Appointment
Husband and wife were sleeping in the bed. The husband started to rub his wife's arms gently, and tried to have sex with her.
The wife said, "Well, I have a gynecologist appointment tomorrow. I need to stay clean and fresh."
Disappointed husband turned to the other side and tried to sleep. After 10 minutes, he turned to his wife's side and asked her in a slow and creepy voice, "You don't have a dental appointment tomorrow. Do you?"
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