15 Hilarious Texts From Exes That Will Make You Lol

Tuesday, Aug 25, 2020, 3:56 pm

By:James Fraser

It is never an easy thing to end a love story completely. It is obvious people find it difficult to forget each other quickly after a breakup, either because of love or hate. Things will become awkward or serious when one person tries to antagonize their ex partner in one or another ways. Here are 15 texts from exes that are hilarious.

1.He Will Never Text Her Again

This girl has just given an insult of his life time, and we are sure he will never be the same after hearing his ex comparing his penis to a baby carrot. The girl knew how to make her ex shut up and mind his own business. Never mess with an ex if you have a tiny penis, or she will let the whole world know about it.

2.Sorry, You Were Late

It was all too late when realization struck this girl. No one knows what really happened to her in that one year where she couldn’t realize what she had left behind. When she finally realized, the guy had moved on. The best part of this breakup story was that cool and impressive text from the guy claiming to be an auto response.

3.When Middle Finger Gets a Boner

This guy deserved truly deserved it. This is a fine example of how not to text your ex. This guy should have known how smart his ex is, as he had spent some time with her. When people send stupid texts like these, the smart thing will always be to hit them back in style, just as this lady virtually slapped her ex on face.

4.Ex-Boyfriend Won in the End

Check out this dude who texts his ex girlfriend at 2 AM. Things become a little serious when the new boyfriend of his ex replies to his late night messages. He wasn’t scared. In fact he managed to scare the daylights out of her new boyfriend. This is hilarious.

5.Yes, You can Come and collect the Ashes

Look how this ex-girlfriend responded to her ex’s text. She could have simply said yes or no, but she decided to answer this one a little differently, and in style. This is not about burning stuff, this is all about sending a message. Take that ex.

6.This Teasing Ex

This girlfriend knows how to tease an Ex-boyfriend. She sent an excellent reply to her Ex and made him feel what he's lost.  Her ex sounds like he was only after her because of her big boobs and by her reply, it's clear he is not getting them anymore from her in future.

7.She is Going to Hell for this

She dumped her boyfriend because he was diagnosed with cancer. She was asking him if she can go to his place to collect her stuff. Guess what he did. He burnt everything on a grill including her memories.

8.Now This is Some Serious ‘Burn’

This lady silenced her immature and over-excited ex-boyfriend with just two words. She said being called a bitch is way better than being called his girlfriend. It looks like this guy has learned some important life lessons. Never ever mess with smart people.

9.The Best Definition of Penny

10.Life in Plastic, It’s Fantastic

To all the folks who are eagerly waiting for some ‘bitch burn’, this one is for you. Apparently this girl received her ultimate life advice from her ex, who quite possibly saved her life. We didn’t see it coming when he advised her not to stand next to heaters. Even she would have thought his ex will throw a compliment or two her way.

11.Wrong Number, Motherf**ker

This guy failed at a simple job of texting his ex-girlfriend. Script is nice, but execution is poor. How come women even date good for nothing men like these? This guy is stupid, funny, terrible and hilarious all at the same time.

12.Take it, Some Space

This ex knows how to write ‘punny’ texts! The girl, however, looks like she got real tired of his rubbish. It is no wonder this couple separated. All she wanted was some space, and he got her not one but a few pictures of space.

13.Zero F*cks Were Given that Day

This ex almost gave a f*ck to this ‘take me back’ text from a cheater. People don’t believe cheaters. Once a cheater,  always a cheater. No matter how hard this cheater ex tries to convince, he will not be taken seriously.

14.National Text Your Ex Day

Check out this prick ex-boyfriend or girlfriend wishing their ex a happy ‘national text your ex day’. Some people are born to poke fun at others, even if they are their exes. The other one responded too strongly here.

15.Well, That Escalated Quickly

Everything went nice and smooth until one of the exes fired back at the other for breaking heart. This looks like a case of serious heartbreak. That guy or girl who was asking to be friends would have never expected a reply like this, in what looks like a cool and calm text conversation.

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