12 Hilarious Animal Puns That Will Make You Lol
Wednesday, Aug 26, 2020, 4:08 pm
By:James Fraser
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An email puns are funny! Didn't you get that? Boy, you have to be a lot sharper than that to understand the punnery on this topic! We know a lot of you peeps enjoy reading puns. We are aware puns as rare as diamonds, and the chances are high that you may have read all the puns that exist in our world. We didn't take a trip to another galaxy to discover some extraterrestrial puns, but we plowed the internet deep to find some exceptional and incredibly fresh puns - animal puns! Now read the first sentence. Done doing that? Now check these 12 hilarious animal puns!
7.An Adventure? Alpaca My Bags!
We know you love puns, and we made sure this topic was "alpacced" with a brilliant play on words! Here's one more animal pun for you that we hope you will find hilarious. Alpacas are interesting creatures. They are friendly animals, but some of those furry animals can be dangerously aggressive. Don’t f*ck with alpacas, as they are highly capable of ending the world with an "alpacacalypse!"
8.I Could Gopher A Beer
Gophers are rat-like creatures that are endemic to North and Central America. Their name sounds synonymous with "go for." This rodent gives you endless possibilities to create puns. You can create your gopher pun. "Gopher" it, you can do it! Gopher a beer, gopher a girl, gopher a pizza, and gopher anything you want, but don't gopher a gopher and bring one home because those nocturnal rodents are known for carrying rabies and monkeypox. Yep, monkeypox!
9.This One Or The Otter One
Both baby otters look "otterly" beautiful, aren't they?! You might have seen Facebook posts about the cute behavior of otters that they hold hands while sleeping, so they don't drift apart. Well, that is true and genuinely sounds cute, but these otters are some of the biggest jerks in the animal kingdom. They rape and kill baby seals to satisfy their sexual urge. They keep corpses of dead baby seals for up to one week and continue violating them even after their death. That's their nature though, we can't complain!
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