12 Hilarious Animal Puns That Will Make You Lol
Wednesday, Aug 26, 2020, 4:08 pm
By:James Fraser
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An email puns are funny! Didn't you get that? Boy, you have to be a lot sharper than that to understand the punnery on this topic! We know a lot of you peeps enjoy reading puns. We are aware puns as rare as diamonds, and the chances are high that you may have read all the puns that exist in our world. We didn't take a trip to another galaxy to discover some extraterrestrial puns, but we plowed the internet deep to find some exceptional and incredibly fresh puns - animal puns! Now read the first sentence. Done doing that? Now check these 12 hilarious animal puns!
4.That's The Sealiest Thing I Have Ever Heard
Seals swim in water and can hold their breath for up to two hours, and they aren't fish. They give birth and breastfeed their kids like animals, but they can't be called animals. Then, what are they? Science calls them semi-aquatic marine mammals. If you think that's one long and boring name, let's call seals "dog mermaids!" That sounds "sealy, " but if you look at seals carefully, you will agree with what we say.
5.Stand Back, Or I'll Beat You With My Bear Hands
Can you dare fight this bear that is threatening to tear you apart with its bare hands?! Okay, bear hands. Bear hands or bare hands don't make any significant difference to the sentence, and that is what makes this animal pun an "extrawordinary" one! You now, the quality of a pun directly depends on the time one takes to understand it. If it takes forever to catch a play on words, perhaps it is an unbearable pun!
6.If You Can Think Of A Better Pun, Let Minnow
Now, this is what we call a challenge! Hey, can you think of a better fish pun and let the badass minnow know about it? Wait a minute; we will do that! We don't want "salmon else" to make fish puns here! Okay, here's the pun. Oh god, where has this minnow gone? We "bait" some fisherman guy might have snatched it to catch a big fish. End of the story. Scroll down to check another animal pun. What, you want to hear that better pun? "Water" you going to do after "herring" that pun, anyway? Move on!
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