15 Hilarious Husband And Wife Jokes Ever
Sunday, Aug 23, 2020, 4:37 pm
By:James Fraser
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4.Oh, Mr. Smith!
Mr. Smith's wife had been in coma for four months. She wasn’t moving much, except when the nurses touch her crotch area to wash. The nurses told the same thing to the doctor. The doctor had a brilliant idea. He called Mr. Smith to hospital and asked him to do oral sex, telling him that she may wake up from coma. Mr. Smith asked for privacy. He soon came out running and said, "Doctor... doctor... I think she's choking!"
5.The Dad Had No Clue
A man kills a deer and brings it home for dinner.He and his wife decide they won't tell the kids what they are eating! But dad gives them a clue, It's what your mom calls me? the little girl screams to her brother "don't eat it! it's an asshole!"
6.Kid Catches Parents
A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mother on top of his father bouncing up and down. The mother sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She quickly dresses and goes to find him and, when the son sees his mother and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?"
The mother replies "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it."
"You're wasting your time," said the boy.
"Why is that?" asked his Mother, puzzled.
"Well, each time you go out shopping, the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up again!"
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