15 Hilarious Husband And Wife Jokes Ever
Sunday, Aug 23, 2020, 4:37 pm
By:James Fraser
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When you are single, you see happily married couples everywhere! When you are… Read More (+)
7.This Hilarious Compliment from a Husband
Wife: I look old, fat and ugly. I feel horrible. (Looks into mirror with husband standing next to her)
Wife: Now, I want you to give me a real good compliment to boost my confidence!
Husband: You look good, honey.
Wife: No, no, I want something very real and genuine!
Husband: Your eyesight is goddamn great! (Adjusts glasses on his nose)
8.This Funny Classified Ad
A man posted an ad on a classified website - "Wife wanted" and didn't give any information other than his email address. The next day he received 100 messages. They all said the same thing, "Take mine."
9.Different Phases of Marriage
The first two years - The husband speaks and the wife listens
Third and fourth year - The wife speaks and the husband listens
Fifth and sixth year - The both speak, and don't listen a thing, but the neighbors listen everything.
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