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12 Really Bad Puns And Jokes That Are Actually Hilarious

Wednesday, Mar 25, 2020, 4:56 pm


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Are you ready to check this stress-buster list of classic bad puns and terrible jokes? Remember, these jokes are so bad that you need to have a great sense of humor or uncontrollable laughing syndrome to laugh at them! Some of these jests are very, very offensive, and if you are someone who easily gets offended, you may not like them at all! Hey, since no one's seeing or judging you, it's okay to read these gags and have a genuine laugh. Now, read 12 bad puns or jokes that are sure to crack you up! Please note that this topic is just a collection of existing jokes and not something we purposely penned.
1.Here Comes The First Offensive Joke!

How much sex do Catholic priests get? Nun, at all! 
As this topic is exclusively dedicated to bad puns and jokes, we don't think we can find any better jest than this to begin this list! It's a hilarious pun, isn't it? We agree that it's offensive, but, hey, that is what this topic is all about. Prepare yourself to read numerous terrible, dark, and offensive puns and jokes! Getting back to the point - it is one of the "punniest" jokes we have ever read. If you are a big fan of puns, you are going to love this play of words!  


Here Comes The First Offensive Joke! -12 Really Bad Puns And Jokes That Are Actually Hilarious




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2.Conversation Between A Grandfather And His Grandson

Grandpa: Your generation relies too much on technology.
Grandson: No, your generation relies too much on technology. 
The grandson then proceeds to unplug the life support!  
All aboard the feels train! What a terrible joke! Poor grandpa should have stayed away from that discussion. Many of our grandparents and parents do think that we depend too much on modern-day technology. While they may be right to some extent, we also need to acknowledge that technology is not specifically developed for young people. Anyone can make good use of it irrespective of age. 


Conversation Between A Grandfather And His Grandson-12 Really Bad Puns And Jokes That Are Actually Hilarious



3.You Are Going To Hell For Laughing At This!

How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids' first birthday? By putting flowers on their grave! 
This joke is going to be one of the crudest pieces of humor you have ever read in your life! This joke is extremely terrible. It's just that kind of joke that buys us a free ticket to hell if we laugh at it. If you didn't get the joke, let us explain. This joke takes a jab at Africa's high infant mortality rate. The infant mortality rate in African countries can be as high as 180 per 1000 births whereas in countries like the United States the number is less than six.


You Are Going To Hell For Laughing At This!-12 Really Bad Puns And Jokes That Are Actually Hilarious




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4.One More Rude Joke

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about Halloween? Free home delivery! 
Well, this is clearly one more dark joke that you put in a dilemma whether or not to laugh. We hope you got the joke. We guess some people may not understand this joke right away, so let us explain it a bit. This joke is a straight reference to Halloween trick-or-treating. On a Halloween day, predators get greeted by numerous kids in the neighborhood. They see their potential victims right at their doorstep. That's the meaning of this joke. Keep scrolling, more terrible puns and bad jokes ahead!


One More Rude Joke-12 Really Bad Puns And Jokes That Are Actually Hilarious



5.Possibly The Darkest Of All Jokes

A man walks past girl with no arms or legs sitting by a pool. The girl says to the man, "Excuse me, sir, I've never been fucked before, and in my condition, no one would want to fuck me. Will you please fuck me?” The man kicks her into the pool and says, "There, you're fucked."
Oh god, no! This joke is unquestionably one of the darkest jokes out there on the internet. The worst part is that this joke is so hilarious that many people find it hard not to laugh at it!


Possibly The Darkest Of All Jokes-12 Really Bad Puns And Jokes That Are Actually Hilarious




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6.This Hilarious God Joke

Robin was watching God Channel along with his disabled sister Donna. After watching the TV for nearly 30 minutes, the wheelchair-stricken sister stood up and walked across the room. Shocked Robin then screamed, "It's a miracle, thank you Lord!" His sister turned back and said, "No, I just can't stand to listen to this shit anymore." 
Hey, it's okay! You don't have to control your laughter. If you find this joke hilarious, just giggle a bit! We assure no God is going to punish you for that!


This Hilarious God Joke-12 Really Bad Puns And Jokes That Are Actually Hilarious



7.Why Is It Called A Waist?

Why is the part of a woman between her hips and breasts called a waist? 
-Because they could have easily fitted in another pair of boobs there! 
We don't think this pun will impress many girls, but we are sure most men are going to have a good laugh "a tit!" We understand how crazy men are for boobs, but we don't think a girl with an extra pair of breasts looks sexy at all. Nonetheless, it's a joke and its only motive is to make people laugh. Scroll down and keep reading more bad puns and jokes!


Why Is It Called A Waist?-12 Really Bad Puns And Jokes That Are Actually Hilarious




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8.Now Some Flavor Of Disgust

What's good on a pizza but bad on a pussy? Crust! 
This joke is disgusting and funny at the same time. It has two of the men's most loved things, and we believe this joke is going to spoil their good mood for few minutes. As mentioned in this joke, a crust on a woman's privates looks disgusting. That's just a terrible condition, and no girl should be dealing with it. Say yes to pizza crust and say bye to crust anywhere else on the body.


Now Some Flavor Of Disgust-12 Really Bad Puns And Jokes That Are Actually Hilarious



9.This Vile Joke

What do Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker have in common? They both died at 95. 
This pun is referring to the deaths of two famous personalities, Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker. The legendary South African freedom fighter, Nelson Mandela, died of lung infection in December 2013. Paul Walker, on the other hand, was a famous American actor who passed away in November 2013 in a car crash. The two of them died with a week apart, and probably this could be the reason behind the origin of this joke. The number 95 refers to Nelson Mandela's age and Paul Walker's car speed at the time of the crash.


This Vile Joke-12 Really Bad Puns And Jokes That Are Actually Hilarious



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10.That Sounds Scary

Mike's 50-year-old wife has the body of an 18-year-old girl! She keeps it in the refrigerator. 
This is yet another short but nicely written pun. It's a bad joke, but we don't think it's as terrible as the other jokes you have read so far. By the time one finishes reading the first sentence, they think that Mike's 50-year-old wife has a hot and terrific body! The second sentence sums up the joke, which is a bit creepy as well. If you know someone who enjoys reading jokes, they are going to love this one. Do share the fun with your friends.


That Sounds Scary-12 Really Bad Puns And Jokes That Are Actually Hilarious



11.Oh No, Not Again

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? GLOVES! Nah, just kidding. He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
Now, let's come back to reading vile jokes again. This jest, like a couple of other jokes on the topic, is a very, very dark joke. Hey, no offense to anyone but we only came here to read jokes like these. There's another variant of the joke, and that is much worse than this. The joke is, "What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Cancer." Well, it doesn't sound cool at all.


Oh No, Not Again-12 Really Bad Puns And Jokes That Are Actually Hilarious




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12.This Terrible Redneck Joke

What's the difference between a redneck girl and a hockey player? A hockey player takes a bath after three periods! 
It is funny but an awful pun. As you can read, this pun refers to one of those redneck stereotypes. The wordplay here is on the word "period." It relates to both menstruation and hockey intervals. As you may know, the game hockey is composed of three periods. This joke states that a hockey player takes a bath after three periods (game) and a redneck girl probably doesn't shower even after three periods (menstrual cycles.)


This Terrible Redneck Joke -12 Really Bad Puns And Jokes That Are Actually Hilarious



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