Most Disgusting Pickup Lines
Saturday, Aug 22, 2020, 5:05 pm
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1.I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you
This line takes the prize for most honest. If anything that's what this line is honest. It's actually brutally honest. Many times guys look for girls and a lot of times they are surrounded by people. When you find that girl who is alone that kind of adds to her attractiveness. You look at the competition which is none, and say "Hey I might have a good shot" Ladies if you hear this line, don't think "What is he doing wrong?" think "What am I doing wrong?" because your sitting alone.
2.You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.
This is an old country pick up line. I feel like sitting on the porch with a cool glass of lemonade or sweet tea. It's one think to say that a girl has a nice walk. It's a completely different thing to know the difference in the way Jelly and jam move. That's why its disgusting.
3.Do you have a quarter? My mother told me to call home when I met the girl of my dreams
This line is disgusting, great and outdated all in one. A quarter? One would be hard pressed to find a working pay phone in 2013. This line can work in this day and age but it needs a little updating. Instead of saying quarter, how about. A phone plan with some minuets on it. Or an unlimited texting plan.
4.Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long
I think this was the first pick up line ever written. If one was made before this one I think it may have been written in hieroglyphics. If so then we might need the Rosetta stone for that one. If a girl has had enough drinks, this line might be interpreted as sweet. Just think of it. You're telling a girl you've been thinking about her. How sweet.
5.You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away
This line is disgusting. No one is disputing this, but you must admit; it's pretty funny. Not only is this line funny it's actually quite true. I think this line is misunderstood. I think this is a nice way of saying "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder" right?
6.I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock
Who doesn't love the Flintstones? The second is that this line is so epic a song was even written about it. Yes we all remember the 'Young Money' song that made this line a classic once again. Guys just for that it may be worth using this disgusting line.
7.If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the Holidays?
Now anyone who is at least 23 years old or older should recognize this line as one of the all time classics. This line takes thought to the next level. Likening girls legs to holidays! That is just amusing in itself. if you use this line on a girl at the club you may get slapped, but it might be worth it.
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8.I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house
This Pick up line just screams creepy. Doesn't it? All pick up lines cross some line of decency, but this one might take the cake. Asking a girl directions to her house when you are complete strangers? Just comes off as stalkerish to me don't you think? I would say yes.
9.If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous
A lot of foods pick up lines right? Sure seems like it. I think there is only one person who makes these lines up and he is always hungry. Food aside I actually kind of like this one. What girl wouldn't want to be called Gorgeous? Well they probably would like it without being linked to a McDonald's value meal.
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10.Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way the right way
I love the cross branding on this one. You have Burger King and Dairy Queen in there respectively. For that this one deserves some kudos. Notice I used the word "some "aside from that this line is a dud. The only way this line would work is if the girl thought you were inviting her to have a 'DQ Blizzard'.
11.Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let's go screw
There is a fine line with pick up lines. With a few word you can cross the line between cute and adorable to lewd and disgusting. I think this line is an example of that. I do however like the use of food in this one. You never know the girl might be hungry and react well to this one.
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12.Your body's name must be visa, because it's everywhere I want to be
This is a classic old school pick up line. The proof of this is given the current economic situation most people can't afford to have a Visa card. With that being said if you try line make sure you have a good credit score at least. Hey It can't hurt.
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