Crazy Facts That Will Blow Your Mind

Monday, Aug 17, 2020, 7:10 pm

By:Tony Williams

1.Doggy Prints

A dogs nose is as individual as a finger print. No two dogs noses are the same. At least we can identify them if they commit a crime and leave a print there.

2.Ha-ha!

If you don't use your penis you lose your penis. A males penis needs exercise just like everything else. The best exercise for a penis is an erection, not necessarily sex.. (Just in case you are thinking of pleading your case to your wife!).

3.Funny Fact

Charlie Chaplin entered a look-a-like competition and only came third! Either the others were really good or the judges were really bad.

4.Poor Mr Bee

A male bee can only climax once then his testicles blow up and he dies. Don't ever mention explosive sex around a male bee.

5.Don't Mess with a Caterpillar

A tiny caterpillar has more muscles than a human! The key here is to remember that size does not have to be everything.

6.Butch Men Wear Heels

High heel shoes were actually invented for men to wear. In the old days (16th Century) they were invented for soldiers so that their feet did not slip out of the holsters whilst riding horses.

7.Spring Blossoms

All children grow faster in spring! Yes, they all enjoy a growth spurt during the happy season of spring.

8.Come Over Hair Please!

The Chinese are big on recycling, so now have started recycling condoms as hair-bands. Ew! Dare we ask if they were used?

9.Charles Osborne

The record for having hiccups the longest was taken hands down by Charles Osborne. This poor guy hiccupped for 68 years. The good thing is, his wife never knew when he was tippling the sherry.

10.Wow!

You can easily train a cat to pee on the toilet and even flush afterwards. Gosh! They seem even easier to train than men!

11.Naughty Chimps

All Bonobo Chimpanzee's are bisexual! It just seems that if they want it they go and get it no matter who it ends up being with.

12.Economy Indicators

An economy of a country can be seen by the length of a woman's skirt in fashion. The shorter they are the better the economy. Strange! one would think that they could afford more material? Then again maybe when they are longer it is a sign that he's not getting any because he has no money.

13.Best Sellers

The most popular book on Kindle is "The Bible"! You would think that after all this time everybody would have a copy, but apparently not.

14.Clever Mr Pppppppppprice

Want to know how to get rid of telemarketers? A British man changed his name to Tim Pppppppppprice, just to make it hard for them to call him!

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