Meet The Real-Life Barbie

Thursday, Aug 20, 2020, 9:15 pm

By:Tony Williams

1.Valeria Lukyanova -Motionless

When your 'lying down face' makes you look like you belong in a casket, maybe it's time to stop getting plastic surgery. Lukyanova has to be posing for some sort of photo shoot in this picture. Everything she's wearing - necklace, earrings, lipstick, and eye makeup-is strategically place and looks perfect. She almost looks like a wax figure because of how emotionless her face is.

2.Valeria Lukyanova's Blank Stare

Since changing her looks to appear more Barbie-like, Valeria Lukyanova has only one facial expression; a blank stare. Out of all the photos circulating the web of Lukyanova, you will always see the same pouty-lip big-eye stare. Makes you wonder if she has to draw on angry eyebrows just so people will know she's upset. Even Barbie shows her teeth every once in a while.

3.Valeria Lukyanova is the Old Barbie

Valeria Lukyanova must have missed the memo on Barbie's new physique. Lukyanova's body proportions mimic the old Barbie from the 1950s-1980s. In 1997, Mattel decided to give Barbie a more realistic figure, which called for giving her a wider waist. If Lukyanova could gain 10 pounds on her waist, she might have a chance at looking like the Mattel doll.

4.Real-Life Barbie and Ken (Valeria Lukyanova and Justin Jedlica)

Just when you thought a real-life Barbie doll was bad; here comes a real-life Ken doll. Though the inanimate objects these two people based their looks on have found love together, these two have not. In an interview last year, Jedlica told the Huffington Post that, even though he found Valeria Lukyanova beautiful, "it appears to me that much of her look is added make-up, fake hair and 'slimming' corsets ... Drag queens have put on the same illusions with makeup and costumes for years." When a plastic man slams you for being fake, it's time to just get a cat.

5.Valeria Lukyanova Before Plastic Surgery

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and Valeria Lukyanova was indeed beautiful before all the plastic surgery. The 28-year-old was stunning and could put a lot of these up-and-coming models to shame with her old looks. She didn't need surgery at all and it's a shame she took her love for Barbie to such an extravagant level. With a little bit of make-up she could have very well passed for a Barbie.

6.Valeria Lukyanova at a Cafe

Even Barbie doesn't have that much junk in the trunk. Valeria Lukyanova waist to hip ratio is unbelievably abnormal, but with a few thousand dollars, anything is possible. It's shocking to see the model is actually in a place where food is present, especially since it appears as though she only feeds on carrots. Hopefully, she didn't spend all of her time posing and not eating while she was there.

7.Valeria Lukyanova & the Snakes

Barbie comes with dogs, cats and sometimes even horses. But a snake is something even Barbie wouldn't come near. Valeria Lukyanova seems at ease as she poses with these two snakes for a shoot. Interestingly enough, the snakes look like they weigh more than Lukyanova. When a snake is afraid to touch you, that's when you know you need to reevaluate your place on this earth.

8.Valeria Lukyanova - Lifeless

Much like the inanimate object she tries to emulate, Lukyanova looks lifeless in this photo. She isn't wearing much make-up and the white shirt she's wearing does nothing to help her dormant appearance. Oddly enough, the model is surrounded by objects that are full of life and color.

9.Valeria Lukyanova Make-Up Look

Valeria Lukyanova has Barbie's tilt-head pose down to a tee. Sadly, even Barbie would not approve of this make-up. It's no secret that Barbie wears make-up, but Lukyanova's make-up job is just too much. The colors are way too harsh for the gold outfit she's wearing. Not to mention it makes her look like she should be working in a club after-hours.

10.Valeria Lukyanova as Paris Hilton

There's a new Paris Hilton in town, and her name is Valeria Lukyanova. The model has spent years trying her best to look like Barbie, but unfortunately for her, she looks more like Hilton in this photo. She has every Paris Hilton entity down pact; from the side-swept hair, the pouty lips and even her signature one-hand pose.

11.Valeria Lukyanova Bathing Suit

Valeria Lukyanova's body has more plastic than a plastic landfill. Her body is so manufactured that she probably bleeds a plastic substance. Some guys might go gaga over her body in this bathing suit, but her chest is so far a part that you could probably drive a tractor-trailer right through it.

12.Valeria Lukyanova's Side Profile

Real-life Barbie Valeria Lukyanova needs to get her money back for her nose job. While Lukyanova's nose resembles the Mattel doll from the front, her side-profile tells a different story. From the side, Lukyanova's nose looks like a pointy triangle. If you ever try to give her a hug, guard your eyes, or else she'll put your eye out.

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