15 People Reveal Why They Had To Stop In The Middle Of Having Sex
Tuesday, Aug 25, 2020, 4:59 pm
By:James Fraser
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When we are busy enjoying some sexy moments, we hardly care about the things that are going on around us (unless doing something we shouldn't). At times, we have to stop sex in the middle for weird, awkward or just some random reason. Here are fifteen funny stories shared by people about why they had to stop the 'act' in the middle! Distractions… distractions everywhere!
7.Opportunity To Unearth Some Hidden Treasure
She kept complaining about her vagina not smelling right, but she thought it was the new fabric softener messing with her girl parts. We start humping, and after a few pumps, I felt like I was hitting something inside of her, and I was, it was a 1-week old tampon. I fished it out for her and the smell was incredible, I almost vomited, it took days to wash it out of my hands. The color of the discharge was brown/green and poured out like water; I'll never forget that sight or smell.
8.And Some Commercial Breaks in Between
One time I thought it was really funny to pause every few minutes for a commercial break: "This fuck is brought to you by Pennzoil. Pennzoil lubricates everything." She didn't find that funny.
9.They Heard Something... Unusual
We thought the condom broke.
Good news: It didn't
Bad news: My frenulum did. (Frenulum: string-like tendon that connects foreskin to the penis)
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