Weird Merch Items You Won't Believe Actually Exist

Wednesday, Aug 19, 2020, 7:46 pm

By:Tony Williams

1.Taylor Swift Apron Set

Taylor Swift has probably never set foot in a kitchen to cook a meal. But here she is on an apron. There aren't many adults who would probably wear these items in the kitchen, but it wouldn't hurt to buy this apron set for your kid so they can play pretend.

2.Backstreet Boys Checkbook Cover

Backstreet Boys merchandise was a hot commodity when the band first came out. This checkbook cover features the band's BSB logo. While the cover looks sturdy, anyone with this item might be too embarrassed to pull it out in public. Teens aren't old enough to have a checkbook, so this item must be for the 30 and over crowd.

3.Maroon 5 Payphone Headset

This gadget is a funny play on Maroon 5's 2012 song "Payphone." Much like the song, this retro headset features the same design as a standard payphone receiver. If it wasn't for the band's logo on the receiver, you'd never know this was a Maroon 5 branded item. And the cool part is that it plus right into your smartphone.

4.No Doubt Action Figures

No Doubt has not been hot since the 1990s, but someone decided to make action figures out of the band members anyway. Oddly enough, only four of the figures are easily detectable as members; the rest appears to have been randomly added to the mix. The only thing that makes Gwen Stefani's figure look female is the hair and that isn't saying much.

5.Chris Brown Thong

This thong took the lyrics from Chris Brown's "Look At Me Now" song and put it on a thong. The thong would be a cute undergarment if it did not have a connection to Brown. With his track record, no woman should want anything affiliated with Brown near her body.

6.Black Keys Dress-Up Kit

This kit gives fans the chance to dress up like Dan and Pat from the band, The Black Keys. The kit, which costs entirely too much for what you're getting, comes with a pair of Buddy Holly looking glasses and a brown beard that resembles a bib. There's even an instruction booklet if you can't figure out how to put on the glasses and beard.

7.Goyte Puzzle

This puzzle is an exact replica of Goyte's "Making Mirrors" album cover. Since the cover is made up of only a handful of drab colors, this puzzle is really a challenge for anyone. You can also save yourself some money by just cutting up the album cover and pasting it back together again.

8.Ke$ha Giftwrap

Yes, Kesha giftwrapping paper does in fact exist. The paper features a neon tiger print with the singer's name and "K$" printed all over it. Since coming out of rehab, Kesha has decide to no longer use the "$" in her name, so this manufacturer is better off coming up with a new concept.

9.Singing Psy Toothbrush

PSY's "Gangnam Style" was a major hit all over the world a few years ago. The song is catchy, but after hearing it a few thousand times, it makes you want to pull your hair out. This toothbrush plays the hit song while you get those pearly whites in tip-top shape.

10.Justin Bieber Straws

If you don't mind seeing Justin Bieber when you first wake up in the morning, then you'll love these straws. Beliebers everywhere just love anything with Justin's face on it. These crazy straws depict the signer when he was innocent and not the jerk he's come to be. These would be perfect for a tween birthday party.

11.Rihanna Barbie

Barbie dolls are typically modelled after women who set an example for little girls to follow. So it's odd to see a Rihanna Barbie doll, especially since the singer spends her days smoking marijuana and cursing people out on Twitter. Then again, if Nicki Minaj can have a Barbie doll created out of her likeness, then Rihanna should get an entire collection.

12.Lady Gaga Meat Bandages

Lady Gaga shocked everyone when she showed up at the 2010 MTV Video Music Awards wearing a dress made entirely out of raw meat. Someone got the bright idea to make Lady Gaga Meat Bandages. They look just like meat and promise to be sterile. Just try not to walk in front of a pack of wild dogs while wearing these.

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