Funny Would You Rather Question

It's a funny question, no doubt. However, avoid asking this question at family gatherings. [You don't say?] Well, well, well, we know you don't ask such bawdy questions when there are kids around, but we still needed to say that because the number of stupid people living in the world right now is too damn high! Anyway, let's come back to this question quickly. What is your answer? Wait, what? Are you are questioning us back? Poof! The writer just disappeared! For god's sake, guys, an ideal answer to this question should be the second option.