Hey I Just Met You, And This Is Crazy

"Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but I'm your savior, so praise me, may be!" 

That's a cool pickup line, but meeting Jesus Christ for a date is the last thing any girl wants! Jesus Christ does look extremely good in this photo, and every girl wants a guy whose face is as charming as his! Well, most of us know Jesus as a young and handsome white male with blue eyes and stuff, but in reality, he was a Jew and looked like a typical Middle Eastern native!