Wrong Door Doormat

This mat is great for those times when a random stranger comes to your door looking for Luke, when your name is Patrick. All you have to do is tell them to "read the rug" and you won't be bothered anymore. Of course you could use the same technique on your friends, but then you'd probably void your next birthday gift in doing so.
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