Most Insane Celebrity Baby Names

Friday, Aug 28, 2020, 9:21 am

By:Tony Williams

1.Bronx Mowgli Wentz

Bronx Mowgli Wentz is the son of Ashlee Simpson and Peter Wentz, who have since gotten divorced. The little blond boy is the love of both singer's lives, even though they have been split up for two years now. At five years old, he spends time with both his parents.

2.Poet Sienna Rose Goldberg

Soleil Moon Frye, the star of the the 1983 sitcom, Punky Brewster, has an odd name herself, so it would stand to reason that her child would have a name that is not so conventional. When Soleil married television producer Jason Goldberg, they went on to have two little girls, Poet Sienna Rose and Jagger Joseph Blue, both with the last name Goldberg.

3.Blue Ivy Carter

Blue Ivy is the daughter of Beyonce and rapper Jay-Z. The two year old is a cute little thing, resembling more her mother than her father. Who knows if she will inherit both her parents singing abilities, and if she will go the pop route or the rapper route.

4.North West

Kim Kardashian and Kayne West have a baby daughter whom they named North. Get it? North West. Calling her Nori for short, the baby girl looks like both of them, and is cute as a button. Now when you google north west looking for something geographical, you get Kim's baby.

5.diezel Ky Braxton-Lewis

diezel Ky Braxton-Lewis is the youngest son of singer Toni Braxton and her musician husband, Keri Lewis. Her older son is named Demin Cole. diezel has been diagnosed with autism and Toni is actively involved the organization, Autism Speaks. With a name like diezel, this kid is sure to overcome his problems and preserve.

6.Moon Unit Zappa

Moon Unit is the older sister to Diva Thin Muffin and the daughter of Frank Zappa. So that explains the weird name right there. Would Frank Zappa name his children anything but odd names. It sounds weird to go through life calling yourself moon unit. Hi, my name is Moon, Moon Unit.

7.Speck Wildhorse Mellencamp

It is known that John Mellencamp like wild animals and likes to incorporate them into names, hence his stage name back in the 80's, John "Cougar" Mellencamp. Now his son bears the name Speck Wildhorse Mellencamp. We get the wildhorse, but where does speck come from. Is he just a speck of John?

8.Kal-El Coppola Cage

It's no surprise that Nicholas cage is a big comic book fan and that he loves superman. In fact, he changed his name from Coppola to Cage, like the character Luke Cage from Marvel Comics. Kal-El is Superman's real name on Krypton, and now the name of Cage's son.

9.Jermajesty Jackson

Jermaine Jackson, of the infamous Jackson 5, named his kid Jermajesty. Sounds like he wanted a Jermaine Jr. but instead used just the "jer" from his name and made up the rest. His fourth child got to have majesty in his made up name, but would you expect anything less from a Jackson.

10.Moxie Crime Fighter

Penn Jillette named his little girl Moxie Crimefighter. When asked why, he went on to explain that Moxie is the name for the first national soft drink and it means "chutspah." Having chutspah is good, it's daring, gutsy and no holds barred. He didn't explain the crime fight part, though.

11.Diva Thin Muffin Pigeen Zappa

When you're the daughter of Frank Zappa can you really expect to have a normal name? Certainly not. That's why Frank's youngest child is named Diva Thin Muffin. Her older siblings are named Moon Unit, Dweezil and Ahmet. Seems like she is the lucky one, Diva sounds pretty good next to those other names.

12.Pilot Inspektor Riesgraf Lee

Little Pilot Inspektor has a weird name and equally weird parents. The cute little blond is the son of Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf. It has been reported that Jason heard lyrics form a band called Grandaddy,"he's simple, he's dumb, he's the pilot,"and got the idea. Glad he didn't name him simple dumb pilot.

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