12 Hilarious Lesbian Jokes That Will Make You Cry With Laughter
Saturday, Aug 15, 2020, 7:14 am
By:James Fraser
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ONLY jokes - we hope you didn't misread the title in a hurry! As the title suggests, you are about to read some lesbian jokes! Note: If you are squeamish, we strongly recommend you stay away from these jokes as you may find the humor on this topic offending. These jokes are only meant for fun, and this topic isn't a subtle attempt to insult or shame lesbians. We love lesbians! In fact, we love good people irrespective of their race, gender, ethnicity, or sexual orientation. Now, it's time we read these hilarious lesbian jokes! Jump right in!
7.Lesbian Relationships!
"The other day, a feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships. She wasn't impressed when I said, 'HD.'"
That's a funny joke, but let's now talk about men's obsession with lesbian porn. Interestingly, a lot of men enjoy watching lesbian sex videos! Do you know why? The so-called "sexperts" on the internet concludes that men love to be in charge of things in bed, and they hate it when they see another man doing that in a video. Do you agree with them? We believe guys like it because they get to see two "sets" of sexy things in action!
8.Favorite Festival Of Lesbians!
"What's the favorite festival of lesbians? Thanksgiving - because lesbians love playing with turkey basters!"
We knew turkey basters are handy gadgets that help us do many kitchen things beyond basting meat but didn't realize they can be used as a dildo alternative! Girls, did you read this joke?! Hey, by the way, some time back, a woman named Joyce Bruce collected semen from her friend and impregnated herself by pumping sperm into her vagina with a turkey baster! The deal between the two was that Joyce would be the sole parent of the baby. She became pregnant, gave birth to a little boy, but failed to stop her friend and the baby's father, Robert Boardwine, from seeing her son. The court didn't agree to Joyce's claim that Robert had no parental rights over her child!
9.One Slip Of The Tongue
"What did the lawyer said to the lesbian? One slip of the tongue and you will be in shit!"
The same joke also applies to straight men who go down on their girls! Straight girls, luckily, don't have to deal with this! The tip of a penis is far, far, away from the stinkhole! In contrast, the vagina and butthole are just separated by a thin layer of skin. Two golden rules to overcome the problem is, 1) don't attempt to go down on your girl when she has diarrhea. 2) deep-clean the area thoroughly just to make sure there won't be any sh*tty accidents! Should you need more info on that, do read our comprehensive article on backdoor sex!
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