15 Hilarious Husband And Wife Jokes Ever
Sunday, Aug 23, 2020, 4:37 pm
By:James Fraser
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When you are single, you see happily married couples everywhere! When you are married, you find happy singles everywhere! Marriages are tricky and complicated. It's an awesome feeling if everything goes well. If not, you have to live with that one annoying person for years unless you are willing to deal with all the personal and financial mess, a divorce brings with it. So, how can one make sure their marriage lasts for eternity? Well, it's quite easy! Make every day of your married life as beautiful and memorable as you can. Don't ever allow a third person to come in between you and your partner and most importantly, make sure every day you make your partner smile and laugh. And to help you with that, Here are fifteen hilarious husband and wife jokes that will make you laugh irrespective of your marital status.
10.The Mysterious Panties
A wife comes back to home after visiting her mother, who is living in another state. The wife finds a pair of panties in her room that don't belong to her. She grills her husband, and he says he doesn't know anything about them. She calls maid and asks her if they belong to her. The maid said, "No, they aren't mine. I don't even wear panties. If you don't believe me, you can ask your husband!"
11.This Funny Wife
Wife bought a new see-through nightdress and wore it without wearing any undergarments. She came dancing to her husband and asked him how she looked in the dress. The aroused husband said, "Wow, darling. You look so sexy and hot!" The wife replied, "I know. I wore the dress exactly like this in the store, and the salesperson said the same thing!
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12.This Epic Burn!
A husband and wife were driving down a country road. The couple had an argument, and none of them were talking to each other for over thirty minutes. As the couple passed a barnyard of pigs, he turned to her and said, "Relatives of yours, huh?" She replied, "Yes." The husband started laughing hard. She quietly said, "In-laws!"
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