15 Hilarious Husband And Wife Jokes Ever
Sunday, Aug 23, 2020, 4:37 pm
By:James Fraser
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When you are single, you see happily married couples everywhere! When you are married, you find happy singles everywhere! Marriages are tricky and complicated. It's an awesome feeling if everything goes well. If not, you have to live with that one annoying person for years unless you are willing to deal with all the personal and financial mess, a divorce brings with it. So, how can one make sure their marriage lasts for eternity? Well, it's quite easy! Make every day of your married life as beautiful and memorable as you can. Don't ever allow a third person to come in between you and your partner and most importantly, make sure every day you make your partner smile and laugh. And to help you with that, Here are fifteen hilarious husband and wife jokes that will make you laugh irrespective of your marital status.
13.This Irritated Wife
An angry woman at a party was speaking with her husband on the phone, "I told you many times that I will be back home in five minutes. Why do you call me once in every half an hour? Are you mad?"
14.Three Guys at a Bar
First guy - "My wife is dumb. She carries an automatic garage door opener in her car, but garage doesn't have a door at all!"
Second guy - "My wife is dumb too. She carries an iPod in her purse but she doesn't have earphones!
Third guy - "My wife is way too dumb man. She carries so many condoms in her purse though she doesn't have a d*ck!"
15.That Was Hilarious!
Cop: I was originally trying to pull you over to tell you that your taillight is out. Why did you take off like that? Are you hiding something in your car?
Man: No, officer. I'm not hiding anything. Last week, my wife ran away with a cop. I was afraid the cop was you, and you were trying to give her back to me.
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