15 People Reveal Their Best Drunk Story
Tuesday, Aug 25, 2020, 4:26 pm
By:James Fraser
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Sometimes, parties go out of control. The last house party I was in, I saw a drunk dude put a firecracker in his butt crack and ask his friend to light it up. Unsurprisingly, the other inebriated guy obliged the request! BAMM! The explosion caused a nearby standing man to twitch and drop his wineglass. Not knowing what was happening around, a stoned guy ran out of the room stepping on the sharp pieces of glass, thinking an officer might have raided the house. We had to rush at least two guys to the nearby hospital, and well, I have never been to a house party ever again! Read 15 such funny, bizarre, and crazy drunk stories, as shared by people.
10.And This Terrible Mess up
Five of us spent the weekend in Juarez a while back (before it was so murdery). One dude drank nothing but tequila and spent the whole night chatting up a girl he was convinced was the hottest thing he had ever seen. We spent the whole night trying to convince him she was a dude. One blowjob in an alley later, she flops out her cock for reciprocation. He actually threw up on him/her and ran out to us yelling "Fuck fuck fuck!!" We laughed and laughed. And laughed. Then laughed some more.
If we ever try to tell that story around him, he will take his ball and go home, immediately.
- witless_banality
11.This Pizza Emergency!!!
My friend dropped her slice of pizza and yelled "OH NO, PIZZA EMERGENCY!!!" She freaked out for like 5 minutes
And then they gave her a replacement slice to shut her up and shooed us out of the store.
She will not let me tell this story in her presence.
- BlueBayou
12.Reason Why You Should Hang out With Bros!
Went to a house party in high school with a couple of buddies, let's call them John and Marcus. After a couple of hours, Marcus was fairly drunk and talking up a rather unattractive young lady. A few minutes later they headed upstairs together. About five minutes passed and John, who was also rather intoxicated, stood up and went after them. From where I was sitting, I could see up the stairs, and I watch as John proceeds to kick open the locked bedroom door and scream "You'll thank me for this tomorrow." A moment later he comes out with Marcus over his shoulder and stormed out of the front door. I drove them both home. Marcus thanked John the next day.
- harri242
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