15 Pizza Delivery Guys Reveal The Craziest Things They Saw While Out On Delivery
Wednesday, Aug 19, 2020, 4:33 pm
By:James Fraser
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Any job that needs you to go out and meet people can be very interesting. Pizza delivery is one such job. There are instances where pizza delivery guys got hundreds of dollars as tips. There are many cases where they got shot by the criminals or psychopaths. If you ever know a pizza delivery guy personally, you might have already heard some crazy stories from them. This topic is for those who don't have a pizza delivery guy as a friend. From truly WTF moments to life-endangering situations, here are fifteen crazy pizza delivery guy stories that are weird, scary and funny!
4.This Guy Who Nearly Got Shot
Small, backwoods town, down by the river... I walk up to the trailer house and knock, guy cracks the door. I say, 'how are you, it'll be 12.50', he says "What are you doing here, I didn't order a god damn pizza" as he begins opening the door revealing the shotgun he's holding. I don't mean to ruin the scary of the story, but after I explained myself and the guy decided I wasn't a cop there to bust his grow operation, he was actually quite nice about pointing me to where the correct house was.
-wekulm
5.That Was One Emotional Story
I don't know if this is considered creepy, but It's something I definitely haven't forgotten 12 years later. Came to a little apartment building, knocked on the door. A woman in her late 20s opens the door, and tells me she's going to get her money. There's about 5 children running around inside and the place is an utter mess. A little boy of about 5 comes up to the door and just stands there staring at me. After a few awkward smiles I say "Hey buddy". He says "Hi... are... are you my daddy?". I'm shocked into silence. The woman peers from around the corner with her wallet out "No fool! That aint yo daddy!" I'm not even the right color to be his daddy. Damn near broke my heart and made me sad.
-Rupispupis
6.One of the Pizza Delivery Guys' Worst Nightmares
Delivered to a gathering of intoxicated middle aged women in a trailer park. Hardcore cat called me. At first they just gave me a hard time with "What the fuck happened to 30 minutes or less?" (which hasn't been a thing for years). One of them then said, "You ain't gettin' paid, but you are gettin' laid." and finally, my personal favorite, "How yo dick taste?"
-FifthOfJameson
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