Most Bizarre Shaped Candles

Sunday, Aug 23, 2020, 8:54 am

By:Tony Williams

1.Well?

A chocolate noodle candle? What ever will they think of next? Perhaps nestled on a table with some Italian food? Or, perhaps not.

2.Ooh! It's Thing!

Oh look! It's 'Thing' from the Addam's family! This hand candle could lead to some interesting party conversations. Wonder if it comes with a remote?

3.The Romantic Kitchen

You might not have thought of a dozen eggs as candles and after seeing these might understand why. However, these might look nice in a romantic kitchen. Romantic kitchen? With rising food costs these days and high cost of eating out, perhaps the romantic kitchen will take off?

4.Middle-Aged Horror

Watch in sadness and horror as this lady candle burns away, face all aglow then melting into a shapeless sagging blob. Perhaps this is a great gift for a middle-aged persons birthday party?

5.Make Way!

These are so realistic it would probably be wise to warn the drunk attendees at your party. You could get into a waxy situation.

6.Now We Are Talking

Now these could make dinner a bit more interesting? As the candle burns so you get to glimpse all the naughty shenanigans going on inside of them. This is a super cool bizarre candle idea.

7.Cheesy

At last! I have found the cheese candle I was hunting for high and low! A lump of cheese! Perhaps not, but if you have a cheesy date you can certainly burn this as a hint?

8.Spam This and That

Remember the days when spam was spam? Now spam is a computer term as well as a candle. Say what?

9.Hot Melon Mammas

These melon candles come compete with little wax pips! They certainly would work on a buffet table? Aside from that placing them would leave many clueless.

10.Hmm?

Ah! I have an idea, let's take moulds of spinal columns and make them into romantic candles? Maybe not, however somebody had this brain wave. Perhaps the only place these little decor tricks would work is a chiropractic convention?

11.Muah!

These curious candles put a whole new meaning on 'hot lips'. Watch them melt sensually as the evening passes?

12.Handy Hinters

With these funky candles you no longer have to worry about hinting for your guests to go home. Simply light them and enjoy the back draft of the front door as they leave!

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