12 Sick But Funny Dead Baby Jokes
Friday, Aug 14, 2020, 9:00 am
By:James Fraser
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Have you ever heard of dead baby jokes? The jokes are an integral part of dark comedy, and they were created in the United States during the 1960s. These jokes aren't for everyone. If you are squeamish, you are going to despise these dark jokes! All these jokes center around the death of babies. As said earlier, these dead baby jokes sound very, very, inappropriate and offending, so do check them only if you don't mind reading sick humor. If you do love reading such jokes, here are the 12 dead baby jokes exclusively for you!
1.What Is Funnier?
What is funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!
Exactly, these are kind of sick jokes you are about to see on this topic. If you can't handle these jokes, you should skip reading them right now. Babies are so adorable that many of us can't even see them crying. Here, the jokes talk about their death! These jokes give you nightmares if you are not into sick humor!
2.A Dead Baby And Water Melon
What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer; the other one is a watermelon.
It can well be the most insane and barbaric joke you have ever read, isn't it? Who will hit babies with a sledgehammer? Who feels like hitting them? No one really does that! It's just a joke, and some people actually find this funny.
3.Baby And A Dartboard
"What is the difference between a baby and a dartboard? Dartboards don't bleed!"
Oh my god, does this mean babies bleed when someone hits them with a dart? They do bleed, but that's not that question here. The shocking thing here is that whoever created this joke had thought about hitting babies with darts! Listening to this joke itself makes an average person cringe hard, let alone creating one.
4.How Many Babies?
"How many babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil? It depends on how hard you squeeze them!"
This joke is funny, and it sounds a lot better than the other ones you have read so far. There's an element of gore to it, but this joke conveys a hilarious statement that baby oil is made with babies!
5.Just How?
"How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off its head!"
Now this absurd and vile joke isn't really a genuine dead baby joke. There are many variants of this joke such as when it's used on black people, Mexicans, Jews, etc. This joke is customizable, so if you hate someone badly, just replace "dead baby" in the joke with their name! It's a hate joke, and it seems someone who hated babies wrote it.
6.Oh Man, This Joke Is Horrible
"What is black and sits in a corner? A baby with its finger in a power socket!"
It is every new parent's worst fear. Most developed countries have power sockets that are smaller than a baby's fingers. Now that means, it is virtually impossible for a baby to put its finger in a power socket and get electrocuted to death. Some products in the market claim they protect babies from hazardous power sockets, but experts warn people that such devices attract babies toward the power sources.
7.One More Vile Dead Baby Joke
"What is more fun than throwing a baby off the cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork!"
This joke is indisputably the most horrible joke on this topic. Throwing a baby off the cliff and catching it with a pitchfork? Oh man, we don't even think the most sadistic people on Earth would do that even in a world that had no government or law! Scary joke, isn't it? We told you not to read these nightmarish jokes unless you are into sick humor!
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8.What Sits In The Kitchen
"What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato peeler!"
Humans are the most brilliant species on Earth, but their children are among the dumbest on the planet! Babies are dumb, and they only do things they are not supposed to do! They hurt themselves doing so and cry until their parents' eardrums are ruptured. Give a baby a potato peeler, and we are sure they are going to hurt themselves with it.
9.What Is Red And Pink
"What is red and pink and hanging out of a dog's mouth? A baby's leg!"
This joke's going to trigger dog lovers, but, hey, dogs are highly capable of doing that. A dog may be friendly to humans, but they still have those dangerous animal instincts. Experts warn you not to get inspired by those cute "baby with dog" videos on the internet and leave your baby alone with a dog. Over the years, many such incidents happened where babies and toddlers were attacked and killed by their family dogs.
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10.This Terrible Dead Baby Joke
"What is grosser than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to ten trees!"
Ah, now these sick jokes are getting out of control! What's scarier? The joke or the brain behind this joke? Every joke has to be made by someone, and to make dark jokes like these; a person must have an extremely twisted personality. Not everyone reads or appreciates this kind of psychopathic humor! What do you say?
11.Oh No!
What present should you take to a baby funeral? A dead puppy!
Let's find out if you can tolerate dark humor. What is your immediate reaction after reading this joke? If you find the joke barbaric, dark jokes are not your cup of tea! If you giggled a bit right after reading this dead baby joke, you probably tolerate sick humor! If you laughed way too hard, then you should be reading these offensive, racist, Black, Mexican, and Blonde jokes!
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12.Seems To Be A Parent Hack, NO, Wait, No!
"How do you stop a baby from crawling? Nail its one hand to the floor!"
That's it, this is the last joke of the topic, and you don't have to cringe hard anymore. Remember, no babies were harmed while creating this topic! Don't take this joke or any other jokes on this topic as professional parental advice! Assuming you are one of those people who love reading dark jokes, we hope you thoroughly enjoyed the topic.
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