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12 Funniest Life's Too Short Quotes

Thursday, May 21, 2020, 9:35 am


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If you are a young adult aged between 20 and 30 years, remember, you have spent nearly half of your life already! You have finished living the most exciting and energetic moments of your existence! Life's too short, isn't it? We don't usually realize it, but time keeps ticking. This is the reason why our elders keep telling us that time's precious and once it's gone, it never comes back! Well, life's too short to read even this description! So, jump in and quickly have a look at 12 funny life's too short quotes!
1.Life's Too Short To Worry About What People Think Or Say About You

People are always going to have something to say about you. It might be good, but most of the time it's probably not. Jealousy and envy make people say or believe things about you that makes them feel better. Live your life for you, and not for other people, and you'll be happier and healthier.




2.Life's Too Short To Drink Bad WineLife's Too Short To Drink Bad Wine

Life really is too short to eat, drink, or do anything that doesn't feel or taste good, and that includes your wine. Sure it's easy to buy a two buck chuck to save money, but do you really want to purse your mouth every time you take a sip because it is so bitter. You know that can give you wrinkles.



3.Life's Too Short, You Can't Prove Everyone Wrong

Sometimes you just can't win. Everyone seems to have their point of view, and most of the time you are fighting a battle that you just can't win. When ego comes into play, it's useless to try to prove anyone wrong. So move on, live your life, and who cares who is right or wrong, you just know you are.

Life's Too Short, You Can't Prove Everyone Wrong-12 Funniest Life's Too Short Quotes





4.Life Is Too Short To Wake Up With Regrets

Never regret. How do you do that? Live life to the fullest, take every opportunity, love with all your heart and be true to yourself. And if you do have regrets from the past, let them go. There is nothing that regret can do for you but stress you out and age you beyond your years.

Life Is Too Short To Wake Up With Regrets-12 Funniest Life's Too Short Quotes



5.Life's Too Short To Suck

If your life sucks, change it. If you don't like what you're doing, change it. If you don't like who your with, change it. Life really is way to short to live a mundane life doing something you don't like or being with someone you settled for. You only have one life, make it great.




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6.Life's Too Short To Skip The Whipped Cream

Life should have whipped cream on everything. It just makes it that much better, and oh so much sweeter. Hey, even if you've got nothing to put whipped cream on, it's great all on it's own. Who among us hasn't squirted just a little bit of whipped cream on our tongues when no one is looking?



7.Life's Too Short To Be So Serious

Laughing ensures a longer life. It's a scientific fact. Stress is one of the biggest reasons for disease in the body, and laughing alleviates stress better than any pill or psychologist. So laugh and laugh heartily. Laugh at yourself and give yourself a break, and if others laugh at you, join right in.




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8.Life's Too Short To Finish Anything

This quote is really true in our fast paced world. There seems to be no time to do anything anymore. Our lives are jam packed from the minute we wake up to the minute we go to bed. If you were to write down what you do all day, it might surprise you though.



9.Life's Too Short To Fold Fitted Sheets

Anyone who has ever tried to fold a fitted sheet usually ends up rolling it around their hands in frustration, getting tangled in the mess. Granted, there are some people who can do this effortlessly, but they are special. For the rest of us, we just can't wait our lives doing it. Who sees the wrinkles anyway?

Life's Too Short To Fold Fitted Sheets-12 Funniest Life's Too Short Quotes



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10.Life Is Too Short To Remove USB Safely

In our technology based uber world it seems like it takes forever when we have to wait even thirty seconds for something. Removing the USB drive is one of those times where you just don't want to wait, but what are you really going to use those seconds for anyway?

Life Is Too Short To Remove USB Safely-12 Funniest Life's Too Short Quotes



11.Life's Too Short To Text And Converse With Ugly People

This quote is especially for all the pompous divas and hunks out there! Unfortunately, many of the good-looking people, be it girls or boys, think it's a big waste of time to make friends with ugly people unless the ugly ones are rich! If you are a beautiful person, remember, life's too short and complicated to rely on good looks. At the end of the day, all that matters is your temperament, not good looks. If you are an ugly person, don't forget that life's too short to care what people think of you! You are blessed with a distraction-free life, so go out and do something!



Life's Too Short To Text And Converse With Ugly People-12 Funniest Life's Too Short Quotes




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12.Life's Too Short For The Wrong Job

This hilarious quote is pretty darn true. Lots of people spend their lives in jobs they hate thinking there's no way out. Life is short and if you work full time, you spend one third of your day there. Take a pay cut if you have to, but do what you like to do, before it's too late.

Life's Too Short For The Wrong Job-12 Funniest Life's Too Short Quotes



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