Child Delivery Cake

If this cake doesn't make you want to run out and get pregnant, then congratulate yourself for being normal. Baby shower cakes are supposed to be cute, with a blue or pink theme. Instead this cake, which has to be homemade, makes me want to see my OBGYN so I can get my tubes tied. The cake is supposed to be a baby making its grand entrance into the world, but sadly the actual portal looks infected and diseased. The baker even decided to spruce the cake up a bit with pubic hair sprinkles. I do have to give it to the baker for being the first person, in history, to showcase a baby being born through a woman's butt.
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