The Unfortunate Guy With Irregular Bowel Movements

Sunday, Jan 24, 2016, 4:01 pm

He has no sense of his own digestive system. We'll be midway into a conversation when he suddenly gets up and runs to the bathroom. This happened maybe 2 minutes ago, which is why I'm here, posting this comment, instead of talking to him. It's like pooping is a new experience for him every time.

- gacemonster