15 Most Awkward Bedroom Confessions Ever
Friday, Aug 14, 2020, 4:21 pm
By:James Fraser
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Think deeply about sex for a minute, and we guess you will not have any problem accepting that the whole concept of sex itself is awkward. As if it is already not embarrassing enough, sometimes, people end up making it worse by doing funny things. Most of these awkward sex bloopers happen unintentionally. They can be very embarrassing, particularly, if the partner in the bed is new. Here are fifteen most awkward bedroom confessions as told by the people in their own words.
1.This Hilarious Bedroom Confession
The most embarrassing moment of my life was when I accidentally mooed during sex.
2.And This Painful and Unfortunate Sex Accident
I once broke somebody's arm during sex. That was the last time I saw her.
3.The Boyfriend Who Can't Stop Thinking About His Cat Even While Having Sex
My boyfriend moaned his cat's name during sex.
4. This Advice from the Parents
Once when I was having sex with this guy, his parents texted us to be quiet.
5.Someone Made Chewbacca Sound During Sex
I once had a cold and made a sound like Chewbacca while I was having sex. Best Chewbacca sound I was ever been able to make.
6.And This Untimely and Awkward Phone Call
I answered a phone call from my dad in the middle of sex.
7.This 'Sexcitement' that Deserves a Strong Mentioning
Once during sex, as I was climaxing, I shouted: "that's finger-licking good!" I was so embarrassed afterwards.
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8.This Sexual Horror cum Humor
Once my wig fell off during sex at his home and the guy screamed because he thought he ripped out my hair.
9.Oh Yeah, Bad Breath During Sex Can be a Big Turnoff
I stopped my boyfriend in the middle of sex so we could floss together.
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10.Singing Pokemon Theme Song Out of Joy
One time I accidentally started singing Pokémon theme song during sex. My girlfriend thankfully went with it.
11.And This Pet Lover
I stopped in the middle of having sex so I could tuck my dog in for the night.
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12.That Wasn't a Great Idea
Once when me and my girlfriend were making out, I started to make these baby-like facial expressions while sucking on her titties. She didn't like it though.
13.Sex and Humor Don't Go Well Together Always
I was at home with my girlfriend at the time. I slipped my hand down her pants between her legs and start fingering her. She started to get into it and then I had this idea. I pulled my hand out and held it up with my index and middle finger down as if they were missing.
She wasn't amused at all; I got nothing that night. Was totally worth it.
14.This Territory Marker Guy
I once peed on my wife's butt. I told her I was marking my territory. I don't know how we are still married!
15.And This Case of Sleep-job
One time, my drunk girlfriend fell asleep while giving me a head. She just slept with my thing in her mouth. Since it's not good to disturb sleeping people, I didn't wake her up!
Do you have any such awkward bedroom moments? Share it with us :)
Want to read more awkward moments like these? Here are 15 people who shared their Sex horror stories with us. Don't forget to read these 15 reasons why people had stop having sex in middle of it.
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