15 Hilarious Blonde Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud
Wednesday, Aug 19, 2020, 4:11 pm
By:James Fraser
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How pale hair and intelligence are connected? Why are blondes often perceived as less intelligent? Let's debunk the age-old blonde stereotype now. Men have always considered pale-haired women hot. Blondes used to be so popular in the olden days that an average successful man would pick a blonde over a brunette or ginger to marry. The offensive blonde stereotype originated a few hundred years ago when people started reproving blondes saying they use their physical appearance more than their intelligence to move up ranks in life. Thanks to the likes of Paris Hilton, the blonde stereotype has never been dead. Let's end the lecture here, and quickly read 15 hilarious blonde jokes that will make you laugh out loud!
10.Six Please!
A waiter asked a blonde if she wants to cut her pizza into six pieces or twelve. The blonde replied, "Six please. Do you really think I can eat 12 pieces? That's way too much food."
11.Blonde and Brunette Friends at a Bar
A blonde and a brunette went to a bar after work to drink beer. The two sat in chairs and were watching 6 O'clock news. In the news, a man was shown threatening to jump from Brooklyn Bridge.
Brunette: He will jump. I will give you $50 if I'm wrong
Blonde: I'm in. He will not.
The man jumped from the bridge. The blonde gave $50 to the brunette, but she refused to take the money.
Brunette: You are my friend. I can't cheat you. I saw this in the morning news.
Blonde: Well, I saw too. I thought he will not jump again. I thought he will not do the same mistake again.
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12.Blonde and Flock of Sheep
A dumb blonde who was tired of being made fun of, decided to dye her hair brown. One day she saw a flock of sheep and a farmer while driving down a country road. She stopped the car, walked toward the farmer and asked if he could give her a sheep if she manages to count them all correctly. The farmer agreed. There were 127 sheep. She was right. As asked earlier, she picked a sheep and got back into her car.
The farmer came running toward the car and said, "If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I get my dog back?"
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