12 Funny Blowjob Memes Will Make You Lol
Thursday, Aug 27, 2020, 10:07 am
By:James Fraser
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Human beings claim themselves to be the most intelligent, organized, and cleanest living beings on Earth, but many of them don't find the idea of keeping someone else's genitals in their mouth gross! Well, that is how things have been like for a long time, and the good thing is that at least sex keeps humans closer to nature. As the title of the topic suggests, what you are about to read now are a bunch of blowjob memes. These 12 hilarious blowjob memes neatly sum up how mad men are for a good head!
1.This Universal Sign!
"You know you are about to get some good head when she put her hair in a ponytail!"
Well, well, well, as a man, this is when you realize you are about to have the good time you are hoping for all the day! Take this ponytail thing as a sign. If your girl gives head with her hair still hanging loose, she probably does that out of compulsion. If she looks like this girl in the meme, boy, she is all set to blow your mind, or whatever she is supposed to blow!
2.This Hilarious BJ Meme!
"Every yawn is a potential blowjob if you are fast enough!"
The meme sounds extremely funny, but, first of all, a girl is sure to hate it when her guy puts his junk in her mouth when she is least expecting it. Second, of all, it's very hard to turn a yawn into a potential blowjob! Just as this meme says, one has to be very, very quick to do that. There's always a hidden danger in doing so! What if the girl twitches and bites the willy?!
3.This Funny Adult Pun
"A blowjob makes your day; anal makes your hole weak!"
Most of us don't understand rocket science, but when it comes to adult jokes, puns, or memes, we get them instantly! Don't we?! Now, let's talk about the big thing. Does butt sex make the anal opening weak? Yes, IT DOES! The butthole is extremely tight because it's supposed to hold the poop inside until we think it's the time to take a dump! The anal opening is meant to be very tight, and too much backdoor sex (like every day of it) loosens it in the long run.
4.Girlfriend On Period, Blowjob Week!
Remember guys, many girls feel horny when they are on their period, so they don't mind giving their boyfriends a nice head! As a responsible boyfriend, one should find a way to pay back his girlfriend's favor. Now, this doesn't mean you should transform into a vampire and eat your girl out! We are just telling you to find some ways to satisfy her. You may try nipple or clitoris stimulation, do it in the backdoor, or use a condom if the idea of period sex doesn't gross you out. A happy relationship is when a man and woman cum together!
5.Those Killing Looks!
Hey, "sexperts," say that you should make eye contact with your girl as long as you can, than simply closing your eyes to enjoy the moment. If you want your girl to give you a terrific head, you need to talk to her, appreciate her effort by telling how she is making you go mad, etc. A bit of dirty talk excites her even more, and all of this may result in extended blowjob session! Just as this meme says, it feels a bit awkward to make eye contact, though!
6.She Still Hasn't Swallowed!
If she still hasn't swallowed the baby batter, can you guess where she is hiding it?! She may have hidden it inside her womb, and the poor guy is more likely to become a dad very soon. Hey, you got to be very careful with these overly attached girlfriends as numerous men complained on the internet that their girlfriends stole their cum to get pregnant! Poor guys had no choice but to live with those obsessed girlfriends or pay child support.
7.Blowjobs Reduce Depression In Men And Women
BJs do reduce depression in men, and perhaps we don't need any scientific research to certify that. We aren't sure about that women part, though. If a girl enjoys giving head, it surely is a stress-buster as the girl is doing something she enjoys doing. As you know, a lot of girls don't like giving heads and their boyfriends have to talk them into doing that regularly. Returning the favor by giving girls oral is certainly a great idea, but a lot of men don't prefer doing that.
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8.A Blowjob A Day Will Keep His Side Chicks Away!
If a guy cheats on a girl just because he is not receiving oral every day, he is a douche, and perhaps he is not worth keeping! But then again, as a girl, one has to make sure that her guy feels satisfied in bed. Sex isn't about one person trying to please the other; it's about doing things collectively to enjoy those blissful moments together. Side dudes or side chicks just need to stop ruining relationships or marriages and should work on getting into a meaningful relationship.
9.Hi Madonna, This Is Bill!
What is Bill Clinton doing here on this topic?! Oh yeah, we are talking about BJs, sex, and stuff, so this ladies man popped up here! This meme refers to Madonna's awkward statement during the 2016 Presidential Election when she offered free blowjobs to everyone who would vote for Hillary Clinton! She received a roaring response and thunderous applause from Hillary Clinton's fans! A lot of Hillary Clinton supporters like Madonna got carried away trying to promote Hillary and her liberal agenda, and we all know how that ended!
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10.That's Terrible!
"Fell asleep on the train with his mouth open, wakes up to morning blowjob!"
That's disgusting, and let's hope no one ever finds themselves in such sickening situation. Glad, things like these don't happen in the real world, at least in the place where we live! Anyway, one has to wake up like this guy during the act to remember and tell other people about it. Therefore, the moral of the story is never fall asleep on public transport with your mouth wide open. Also, never pass out at a party particularly if your friends are douchy!
11.When She Tries To Kiss You After A Blowjob!
Most guys find the idea of kissing a girl right after a blowjob gross! That is one of the many things women don't like men doing. If the very idea of kissing a mouth that sucked your penis grosses you out, remember, your girl is putting that entire thing in her mouth, so she should feel that way too! As she has no problem doing so, you shouldn't have an issue with it! Come on, man, no one is telling you to suck on your own junk!
12.Oh, You Thought Married Women Still Give BJs?
It is a universal problem! If you are a man who is affected by it, here are few things you can do to spice up your sex life again!
1) Wives no longer give oral because they lose sexual desire. Find a way to make sex interesting by going on a date or romantic holiday.
2) They no longer find their husbands sexually attractive for various reasons, so work on ways to look good and act romantically.
3) They stop giving BJs because most husbands believe they are entitled to receive head and don't appreciate their wives for the effort and even don't pay back the favor by going down on them. Give what you take!
4) Women love compliments, so when a husband doesn't compliment a wife frequently, she goes into a sexually inactive mode and NO BJs!
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