Why Can't I Own A Canadian?

I think that ever American has thought about this at one point. Why can't I own a Canadian? They are so cute and cuddley. We should start a new game. If you could own a Canadian who would it be? I would probably go with Bret the Hitman Hart, but Rob Ford is high on my Canadian Draft list as well. Now before people get up in arms I am not advocating slavery, not at all, maybe more like an indentured servant type of deal.
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