15 Desperate F*** Boys Who Are Just After One Thing

Tuesday, Aug 18, 2020, 4:53 pm

By:James Fraser

We see many idiots around us. Some of them are truly douches. F***boys are a different kind of men. They are the most perverted people you ever meet in your life. Girls, you know at least one f***boy in your circle who doesn't stop bothering you.

1.This guy Who is a Wannabe Arnold Schwarzenegger

This picture perfectly defines a such guys! guys live in their own world, constantly thinking of themselves, as well as sex. Such guys usually have attention disorders! They don't hear or care what you tell them. In the picture, you can clearly see how that guy was talking something else instead of answering the girl's question.

2.This guy Who Sent an Accidental Di*k Video

How can one send an accidental di*k video? To send a di*k video, a guy needs to pull his shorts down, hold phone in hand, start camera application, select video mode, click 'record' – then, open texting application, select a contact, attach video and send! Don't straightaway believe in people when they say they have sent a nude accidentally!

3.This guy Who Needs to Attend a Sexting Class

As we told earlier, F*** Boys can't stop talking about sex. Don't get attracted to them thinking they are good at sex. No one knows how good they are in beds. F*** Boys have bad reputation of being weak in bed. That sext from random guy was hilarious! Now you understand why we say most f*** boys are bad at sex!

4.This guy Who Doesn't Know How to Pan for Gold

If you are a shy guy, and if you have trouble talking to ladies, don't take these F*** Boys as inspiration. These guys will straightaway impress you with their fearless approach. Let us tell you that it is better not to talk with women than talk shit to them. This guy doesn't have a clue on what he was talking.

5.This guy Who is Suffering from Attention Deficit Dirsorder

'Nice Nice' isn't any dog breed! That guy was just not attentive to what that girl was saying. As we said earlier, sex is the only thing that these guys have in their mind. Clearly, that dude wasn't really paying any attention to what the girl was asking. He went on to ask her if she was a virgin!

6.This Desperate guy

How desperate F***boys are for sex? This picture tells you the story. We assume the lady there was just joking. However, the guy was serious! His reply 'U done yet' was hilarious. He was really hoping for a good time with that lady. We are not sure if he was a complete retard, or just had a weird fetish towards pregnant woman!

7.This guy Who Loves Showing off

Money is so far the best cure for ugliness! Unfortunately, money can't cure guys' fu*ked up mentalities. The guy in the picture was trying to show off his money to a girl. He was not at all in a mood to spend that money on her, He was obviously doing that to get laid.

8.Guy Who Can't Wait to Show His Cactus to a Random Chatter

How to find many F***boys at one place? Check sites/apps like Omegle, and you will find a million of them desperately waiting to show their privates to women. This guy you are seeing in the picture has straightaway come to the point. He sounds like he doesn't want to waste any time.

9.Guy Who Didn't See a Dik Dik Before

Round the clock, F***boys talk about only two things. One - they always want ladies to see their di*ks. Two – they always bother women asking them to send their nudes. The girl in the picture gave him a hilarious reply when that boy was trying so hard to convince her to see his penis. Have you seen a dik dik before?

10.This guy and His Armpit Fetish

This guy was creepy! Wasn't he? Imagine a guy who keeps praising your armpits, and doesn't stop asking you to send a picture of your armpit. Oh boy, that's gross! Check the guy in the image and his hilarious armpit fetish texts. Girls, beware of guys like this! Who knows? You may have at least one such guy in your Facebook profile who secretly admires your armpits!

11.This guy Who Was Just Kidding

As we told earlier, f***boys think about sex round the clock! We repeat; don't get too excited about their roaring libido. Most people who know guys personally complain about their bed time failures! Check how desperate that guy was for sex. Well, in the end, he simply said he was just kidding!

12.This Man Who Exposed a guy in Him to the World

There is a strong difference between a flirt and a F*** boy. You can find the difference here. F***boys can't stop talking about themselves. They think that ladies should like them because they are great at something. As you can see from the picture, that guy was just trying to impress that girl by saying he has six pack.

13.This guy Who Got Owned by a Girl

'I'm horny' is this guys' equivalent of saying 'hi'. They start their conversations with sentences like 'I'm horny', 'Are you wet', 'How big are your boobs' etc. Here in the picture, you can see a guy trying to tell a girl that he was horny. That girl's reply was one of the hilarious comeback ever! Are you a what? A trumpet?

14.This guy Who Tries to Impress Ladies with His Chest Hair

You don't need to know F***boys! They don't even waste a minute on introductions. They get into the business fast. You know what that business is, right? This girl must consider herself lucky because he didn't send some other hairy part of his body. 'Hey, check my chest hair fast – no time to explain – check it fast!'

15.Guy Who Thinks He is Smart

Well played young man, well played! Do you think he is smart or dumb? Check his texts there and you only think he is dumb. If she said YES, his reply would have been different. This guy perfectly handled the situation.

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